[ a week or so after she sends the card, amy will receive a bouquet of obviously hand-picked, not-at-all professionally arranged flowers, and a folded letter. ]
Hey Amy,
I wanted to write you back since you took the time to do a real card, and you’re the one who had to go through all that.
I know Giles has his super teen army, but if you ever want your own super army, I can show up and get a nice card for it, while people like you are actually being brave. (Happy to help anytime, though, seriously.)
Get well soon.
PS — Your handwriting is crazy neat. Printer quality stuff.
✉️ — 💐.
Hey Amy,
I wanted to write you back since you took the time to do a real card, and you’re the one who had to go through all that.
I know Giles has his super teen army, but if you ever want your own super army, I can show up and get a nice card for it, while people like you are actually being brave. (Happy to help anytime, though, seriously.)
Get well soon.
PS — Your handwriting is crazy neat. Printer quality stuff.
Rob—Bob