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[rationalism]

thanks babe theo always gets my good side

if you're ever in the mood for tasteful nudes, he's your guy

[begot]

i don't believe you have a bad side, but i'll take the recommendation into consideration.

you know, i don't remember the last time i gave tasteful nudes any thought.

[rationalism]

oh you big flirt

i used to send tasteful nudes to my ex when he was at work (they were not tasteful)

[begot]

sounds like it was a wonder he got anything done. or maybe he did, hence the status of ex.

[rationalism]

he was a great boyfriend it was when he got the title husband it all went tits up but that's a story for grace with two drinks in her

[begot]

husbands have a way of doing that, don't they? sounds like we ought to get a few drinks soon, then, though not just to talk about that.

[rationalism]

that sounds wonderful, i'd love to. there's a piano bar that isn't often full if you want to try that out

[begot]

sounds perfect. my roommate plays there from time to time. do you know lestat?

[rationalism]

i've heard of him, but i don't think we've been properly introduced yet

(or we have and i've forgotten and that's rude sooooooooo whoops?)

[begot]

well, i’ll introduce you like i don’t know and hurry us away before you have to choose between, “it’s nice to meet you,” or, “it’s nice to see you again.”

[rationalism]

brilliant, showstopping, outstanding, truly a woman of the people