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[wycaros]

Honestly? Kind of.

But it's also not unlike an "out of the frying pan, into the fire" type of situation, when thinking about all how this place likes to fuck with people.

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i guess it does sort of sound like a bad "would you rather" question.
i'd say that we have superheroes on our side, at least, but i've been told that doesn't mean too much, here.

[wycaros]

Superheroes? As in cape and cowl, seventeen-pack abs, faster-than-a-speeding-bullet superheroes?

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the very same (though i can't vouch for the abs).
there's apparently a group of them here called the avengers. maybe some others, too, but i'm not sure.

[wycaros]

Wow. And here I thought I'd finally heard of everything.

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in fairness, i think you've got a pretty high bar to clear.

[wycaros]

Well, now you're just making me feel special. Or maybe like a weird multiverse perfectionist.

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now there's a yearbook category i've never heard of before. if you do decide to go all in, i bet you'd have most of us beat.

[wycaros]

I'm sure you get why that doesn't sound super reassuring.

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sorry, sorry. i guess my gauge for things is still a little bit off after everything.
all that to say, i'll try asking the library for your books once it's back up and running.

[wycaros]

Just so long as you're not expecting any great works of literature.

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[ —hm! ]

hey now, i'm sure there's a good handful of people who wish the great gatsby featured at least a little bit of magic.

[wycaros]

Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to be giving you a pep talk here.

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okay, point taken.
but i won't hear another word against your work. i think sandseas are just what the doctor ordered, right now.

[wycaros]

I'll concede as far as comfort food.