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[molloys]

I've reached calendar status? I'm deeply honored. Hope I get a little indicative emoji, eventually.

I strike you as a romcom guy? I'm flattered. I do enjoy looking at Hugh and Colin wrestling in a fountain, it must be said.
Zellweger's not really my type, though.

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do you have a favorite emoji?
if it's a good one, i'll think about it.

ooh, note taken.
not into blondes. 😉

[molloys]

Always been a fan of 😏
He seems like a fun kinda guy. Sorta fella you invite to parties.

BRITISH blondes.
Incredibly important distinction.

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he looks a little smug to me, but i'm willing to keep an open mind.

nice save, though. i'll give you points for that.

[molloys]

I'm willing to bet actual money that's exactly what you said about me after we met.

No offense to Ms. Zellweger, of course, but she's nowhere near your level, Joplin.