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More like weird alien virus shit.

Now, if you want to talk magic, the books do have that. And pirates. And ships that fly over sandseas.

you know, sandseas do sound pretty appealing, but i may have to ask for an expanded definition of "weird alien virus shit" first.

It's basically what it sounds like.
Something infected the majority of the earth's population a few weeks ago, and now they're all like some insane pod people who claim to only want to make everyone happy and content.

[ "everyone" meaning carol and the other immune, but she hasn't even gotten to their desire to infect her, too. ]

jesus.

is it
i mean
are you glad to be here, instead of there?

Honestly? Kind of.

But it's also not unlike an "out of the frying pan, into the fire" type of situation, when thinking about all how this place likes to fuck with people.

i guess it does sort of sound like a bad "would you rather" question.
i'd say that we have superheroes on our side, at least, but i've been told that doesn't mean too much, here.

Superheroes? As in cape and cowl, seventeen-pack abs, faster-than-a-speeding-bullet superheroes?

the very same (though i can't vouch for the abs).
there's apparently a group of them here called the avengers. maybe some others, too, but i'm not sure.

Wow. And here I thought I'd finally heard of everything.

in fairness, i think you've got a pretty high bar to clear.

Well, now you're just making me feel special. Or maybe like a weird multiverse perfectionist.

Edited 2026-02-07 16:01 (UTC)

now there's a yearbook category i've never heard of before. if you do decide to go all in, i bet you'd have most of us beat.

I'm sure you get why that doesn't sound super reassuring.

sorry, sorry. i guess my gauge for things is still a little bit off after everything.
all that to say, i'll try asking the library for your books once it's back up and running.